Baxter Lomax doesn't like soccer nor the Globe Pub

Baxter Lomax
   The Globe Pub has been voted as best soccer bar in the United States by various soccer publications. This is usually not a good sign and tells you that the people who are regulars are most likely from overseas. I had to see what a soccer bar was and made a visit here. They sell alot of the garbage food like fish n chips where you would find in merry old England and any place that serves peas as a side order is never going to be a major player in the culinary culture of this great city. After attending this place and seeing all the televisions turned to soccer, I will make it a vow never to have anyone ever put on the television this so called sport in the Itasca Inn. It should not be surprising though with the number of globalists that there are soccer bars in this city. I am actually more surprised there are not many more and we should consider ourselves lucky to have so few. Soccer fucks who insist on calling their kicking game after our sport are some of the most arrogant pusses out there and on this visit to the Globe they were out in force. Anyone who gets so excited about their sport especially outside of the glamour of the World Cup really needs their head examined and should hold it down in shame being a fan of this predictable sport. This sport being on all of the time as this pub proudly proclaims is a regrettable decision because this is really a nice looking bar in a great looking area. I could imagine myself being a regular if I lived in this area and they showed real sports like baseball and basketball on all of the time instead of this lame sport where grown men prance around heading a ball with no real purpose most of the time.

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