Rex Reed Jr
A German scuba diver went missing off the coast of South Africa and was likely killed by a left shark according to sea rescuers who gave up after a few hours and realizing that looking for this sixty eight year old man was not worth the effort. The man was so unimportant that authorities did not even identify the Austrian or German man. They are not even assure of his nationality and he went missing despite threats of the area being inhabited by man-eating Left sharks.
The old Austrian didn't heed the warning sf people at the motel and like most old bastards was stubborn and went into his scuba gear as he had done many times in his life loving this bizarre neurotic and eccentric hobby. The mans remains were found scattered throughout the ocean and it appears the left Shark took his time ahhhhh devouring this geriatric scuba diver and many of his fellow scuba divers put blame to the man death to the dangerous and mysterious Zambezi sharks who are also known as pit bull sharks aside from our affectionate term of Left sharks. these Zambezi sharks are not nurse or lemon drop sharks and are terrors of the seas even frightening the kraken. These sharks go into a frenzy shaking the shit out of their prey to eat later. scuba divers are either too stupid or too arrogant to realize that that they can't scuba dice among these fish beasts of the deep sea unless they want and appreciate a unique form of suicide and end of the world scenario to play out and finish oneself into the belly of a beas fish.
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