Snake preacher Jamie Coots killed by snake

Bradley Handley

    A preacher who absurdly used snakes as par of his religious functions in hillbilly Kentucky got more than he bargained for in a service a few days ago. Apparently this Mr Coots didn't realize that poisonous snakes were dangerous creatures that belong in the wild hunting pests with their venom instead of wacky religious bald ones. The corporate media had some fun with this fool highlighting him on some mingy cable  reality shows. Jamie was bitten by a very poisonous viper and refused medicine so he can meet his maker. That his destroyer would be a fucking snake doesn't matter but perhaps he was his own destroyer. Any jackass that arrogantly and stubbornly adds a poisonous snake to his church service seems to be asking for deliverance from his maker. Mr Coots went in shaking and convulsion bits that were not the outcome of fervent religious awakenings as usual at his silly church but was shaking like a madman minutes of having that deadly poison toxin in his bloodstream. Minutes after getting that bite from this bad snake Mr Coots was on the floor rolling like one. When fellow church freaks offered him a Valium backup pill to save his life Mr Coots said fuck it. I guess he figured his life was pathetic enough scamming religious folks with his normally tame snakes that this guy didn't want to go on with these services. Suicide by snake is actually more common than people know but it usually happens in tropical jungle states instead of hillbilly blue grass ones. Jamie coots dead at the age of fiftysomething.