Chicago Blackhawks forced to get rid of sexist practice

Guy Baldwin

  

 The Chicago Black Hawks have felt much criticism for their sexiest actions at the United Center and they have just announced that they will be ending the half time strip tease. They would play strip tease music at half time while they had an extreme bosom beauty with high heels try to make some jingle shooting the puck at half ice into a small slit in front of the net. They would usually have a child, a man, and a really really sexy woman do these three contests at every game. Just the sexiest nature of only picking models of the women's position to enter these contests was shameful enough and deserving of the much criticism this hockey organization received through the internet including this blog. The fact that they actually played that music was appalling and I did not even know this never watching the disgraceful sport that is the National Hockey League. This is a sport that draws its fan base from racists in suburbia with kids they know couldn't compete with minorities in other sports and they do not want to follow sports dominated by blacks.  This sport is so lame they need all the gimmicks between periods as they can do to keep these lily white fans interested and remaining in their seats to soak up the corporate bombardment one has to endure at these awful sporting events.  That is the whole explanation for hockey and its role in the free market of sports marketing. The Chicago Black hawks will thus have to quit this adolescent actions in between periods of their dull back and forth sport whose outcomes rely more on the luck of the hockey ricochet than actual gameplay and talent on the field uh... er ice.