Donald Trump crashes his own golf tournament

Guy Baldwin

   Donald Trump fought some lame ass golf tournament to his resort over the weekend as golfing tournaments are corporate worlds ways to pay back the wealthy fans of this unpopular sport and put it out on the scene like it was some legitimate followed sporting event. Appears toy Donald Trump thought he was not getting more publicity for his money and ousting the Cadillac World Golf Championships and when he saw golfer Rory McIlroy frustratingly toss a five iron into the lake the Donald went into quick motion. He went on to get one of his sorry jack employees to put on some scuba wear and jump into the lake to retrieve the golf club. Donald Trump waited for the perfect time and when Rory was about to make another crucial shot and all the cameras were rolling and then the Donald walked onto the green to present the guy back his club which he obviously didn't care for otherwise he wold to of tossed the fucker I to the water to begin. Trump got his much sought publicity as corporate ESPN made it the top news clip for two days and Trump plans to auction the club off for charity or ore likely mount it on somewhere high in his resort where he can look at it all times and remember his walk onto the green like he was one of them with talent from God to hit a ball.Golf is an elitist sport whose corporate backers subsidize the sport onto the media making this more of an event than most would actually care or spend. Golf exists to promote inequality and extend it and men like Donald Trump are the ones who use bailed out tax payer money to keep the money flowing in a certain direction.