Jericho's death has been premature

Jake Glass

   The murder of Cecil the Lion by the evil Walter palmer has been all over the news highlighting the six excuses of a show of power by the wealthy elite in America . These cocks in the name of sport these men pay extravagant fees to hunt sick and ailing Lions in Africa under the safety of a guided local ex-park ranger in much of the case in Africa and the governments in Africa have arrested several of their citizens complicate in some of these cases where Lions are lured out of the reserve. news came last week that Cecil's brother Jericho had also been killed recently by hunters using this same practice of luring Lions out of the safety of a state runned game reserve. I have the fortune to announce that this has been a false flag report and Jericho is alive and kicking ass out in the bush. Just the other day he brought down a huge and fast antelope all by himself without the aid of any lioness although most of his meals are still the result of theft from female Lions. Jericho was a beloved friend and brother of Cecil and they were known to have love although they would scrape much of the time as each other sought power of dominance in the harem they shared on the African reserve. However, Jericho receiving all this publicity could put him in the crosshairs of hunters right now reading these accounts and wanting to make this kill to make a point to society that they can and will continue to hunt these beautiful string creatures because they are weak men that somehow have found themselves in positions of power in human society and need these kills to illustrate this point.