Hugh Heffner's worse day imaginable

Big Ant
  Da man from the planet Sex way out there blasting his enterprise calling all decks. The starship is about to hit a hiccup in inteergaltic madness. Dammm the decision by old dude Heffenr to have few bitches and more snitches dialoguing and cuzzin on the shift of the planets man all about digging his companies graves mannn. Heffner can you dig this. Your shit is done decisions and your destructive missions for playboy. You only became something from showing the nude bitches dude>dam dog what gives man step up to the plate. Did ya all forget how to swing man. What about the fucking swingers. They don't want to read about Sudan mannnn. Buying out and selling out not showing the skins fuck. Lets see the Scandinavian hos tthis is what's chosen man. Long gone from the rage man is the fact shit of seven million subscribers. Playboy shits down to 700000 sapless trees man needing a root to pull mother fucker. Hugh Heffner be rising like a mother fucker likely not having that skull clicking anymore not realizing a ho from a Niqab cocking sucking bitch. This playboy zoo is through and needs to be put pasture dog no more of this PG 13 bullshit licking the shit like it was 1912,  this jiizm sucking drip mother fucker  talks all this shit looking in the cameras and kicking his staff the bone. This Heffner be ass kissing the advertising shoe shinning their pricks with his tongue just to get a little head and keep the shit floating in the bowl jumping on that journalism asshole. Heffner never going to get the pussy with this place becoming Egypt.

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