The great American pastime during this holiday season of kids dressing up has undead risen zombies was under attack last week as a shooter let go of his automatic pistol and shot several zombies at Florida's Zombicon event. Zombie revelers were running all over the street trying desperately to get away from the shooting in downtown Fort Myers and if they really wanted to be zombies one would expect them to actually welcome death. One zombie was killed a nineteen year old fool who knew no better and just wanted to be one of the crowd and surely would just as eagerly dress up as a garbage man as he would be zombie if the young idiots in this country were as interested and obsessed about. Zombism is just plain stupid as our government pandering and allowing these events like Zombicon to exist in the first place and have all of these zombie wanabes congregate in one spot. This event is so absurd that emergency personal couldn't tell the injured from the uninjured as these kids were all dressed to impress undertakers and grave robbers.
this tragedy could of been greater though and they are still looking for the shooter who somehow manged to slip away unnoticed in this dead looking crowd. There is no word whether he was a zombie himself or just someone who hates zombies and wanted to make a message about societal preference for zombie culture and dress. This zombie shooting shocked the country but in reality something as neurotic like this will only draw the mentally and unstable who look to cause havoc and their own imprint into someone else's party. 
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