Allen Engelman and his fish story hunting the Left Shark

Cecil Brewster

  A Florida surfer Southern hick claims he hunted down and ate the Left Shark that bite and harassed him on several occasions when Allen Engelman interrupted the sharks habitat. Mr Engelman says the shark in question was a spinner shark and that he hunted down the fucker and then had a barbeque fliet of it later the same day with some friends as they sat back and gushed some brewskies. This was a guy bullshitting his way into some fifteen minutes of fame that the media constantly needs to feed into content to their dwindling audiences. If anyone believes this guy actually hunted down a left Shark then they will believe this guy is going to be a Rhodes scholar and will discover the mystery of dark matter in the universe. Engelman is full of shit but like many people he realizes that all oyu have to come up with is a catchy interesting story and the media will quite literally buy it up.
Engelman told local reporters,

He was pulling on me with a lot of power. With my right hand I grabbed his pectoral fin. He was tugging on my hand, and I was tugging on him and he let go.

This guy is so full of shit that I think he hopes he gets some sort of advertising contract with this fish tale about him getting back at a shark even if it is one as weak as the spinner shark. from the looks of this guy he couldn't snail in a goldfish or well a snail as well. This guy says that the shark gave him some big hospital bills and that he was determined to punish this animal and get a delicious and free big seafood meal enough to last this scrawny fuck a week of good shark cartilage and protein. Allen Engelman and his story is our bullshit of the month.