The escalating costs of top blogging talent mirrors what is going on in other areas of media and entertainment and the Left Shark blog is going after a top writer free agent of the blogosphere and internet. We are trying to add Clifford Gifford to our massive staff and whether he joins the Center Bear of Left Shark is not well known. his politics change but what will change if we sign him is the mood of the staff here at the office as the average salary is ten grand a year. A Clifford Gifford is asking for about seven million a year to write a few articles a year and in this insane economy that would give millions to sports baseball standers or ugly old New York's Jews on space radio, why shouldn't we just take out printed money and pay a Gifford
that amount of money as this slob and his computer writings are about as valuable as the comments spewed by one Howard Stern. We look forward to hiring more top talent here at the Right Bull and Left Shark blog and basically using the banking system to set premiums an salary for whatever we want in this dramatic show of ruse of todays Western economy. A Clifford Gifford and his glasses should be able to draw top salary for whatever he writes on the internet where people in the Aurora area may see him in public using the local libraries computers. This just in as of this morning. A Clifford Gifford has just signed up with this blog for eight million contract but it may be a while before we see anything from him as he announced he is going to Bermuda.
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