Carl Olsen
Oak Ridge, New Jersey residents have adopted a bipedal bear that makes it way through the area often. but upon further examining of the pictures though a big practical joke may be occurring with this as one can obviously see through a guy in a bear suit just traveling back and forth. This so-called center bi-pedal bear is a local celebrity and many wonder how this injured bear will survive the winter. the pictures of this bear is comical often reminding me of the various photographed proof of bigfoot. I actually think this is a guy in a bear suit wandering around looking for free handouts and this bear is about as real as sasquatch. The bear hadn't been seen for three weeks and many speculated the bear had succumbed to the elements but most likely the man in the bear suit decided to hone his costume and walk around drunk from house to house examining peoples garbage and getting free cookies from old people.Real bears can't walk on only two feet and circus bears can only be trained to do this for a few acts. Some people have actually started a go-fundme page to help the bear guy locate somewhere else where his handicap could be better treated. More than fifteen thousand dollars have foolishly been raised for this guy in the bear state by these dumb folks in New Jersey's backwaters. People who give money to a phony bear and name him pedals are deserving of being swindled and in no way can any Center Bear move about through walking bi-pedal like it was Australopithecine and if a bear was so naturally talented why they would do it in New Jersey and not in Manhattan.
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