Chuck Woodruff
My story about Holy Donuts was prematurely stolen the other day by the other food writer here at this blog. I will go ahead and just write what I intended to write of this unique and great donut shop that needs to expand everywhere from its elite Manhattan yuppie base. Holy Donuts is a great concept and the one way a donut shop should be done in this age of cutting costs and mass centralized Dunkin Donuts type mentality of distribution. Holy Donuts makes custom donuts right in front of you and in this unequal society it is no accident that Holy Donuts would only be available in midtown Manhattan. A place like this is better in young vibrancy neighborhoods where people have to walk and is likely another reason you would never find this in old peoples areas who can barely get into their car.
The concept of anything else aside from a Dunkin Donuts bewilders suburbia and they wouldn't know how to deal with a place such a custom donuts. Holy Donuts is a great plan which you can see large chunks of the jellies and frosting insides they put into these donuts as they make them to go and now from centralize3d factory setting that they then have to ship in a diesel truck. 
Of course at one time Dunkin Donuts may have been similar to a Holy donuts making unique fresh donuts to go as a McDonald's of the donut industry before they franchised and corporate themselves to the same nasty cheap dough and takeover from Indian neo-liberal Benglai assholes who know about as much about running a Donut shop as if it were a gas station. We can only hope the success of Holy Donuts can inspire other businessmen to develop a counterinsurgency for the indie donut shop to fight the injustices of a neo-liberal foreign takeover of the important coffee and donut market in many places as nothing lends an ugly hostile neo-liberalism takeover as the ubiquitous ugly Dunkin Donut shops that have about as much charm to enter as a sixteenth century castle dungeon.
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