Brian Urlacher is a washed up retire NFL player from the class of 2000. While Tom Brady is still playing a top level with his same hairline, Brian Urlacher unveiled new hair last week for the world to see and get younger babes who may not be so impressed with his past. Sports columnist Rick Morrissey was fazed by this a bit worrying about the legions of once-balding and now shorn fans who idolized the bravery of an Urlacher to proudly present his head as who he and his head were in
reality. Some company wanted to promote their expensive hair-ass grafting and placement to the head services and Urlacher likely decided maybe to invest some of his retirement money for this adventure. Urlacher now sprouts some hair at the top of his head like a good chia pet and why he didn't do this in his playing days is not known. What I think really happened is that Brian wants some TV gig and some fucking executive told him he needed to look corporate.
Perhaps he didn't want to bother with a shower. Brian Urlacher with hair is just stupid and as Morrissey points out he has betrayed his bald fans that needed role models like him to be on the scene and proudly proclaim to the world there is nothing wrong with being bald at a young age. Urlacher getting a wig acupuncture was a slap in the face to the men who proudly shaved their heads and bought Urlacher jerseys help this man attaining the fame as his play declined dramatically and he was consistently voted the most over-rated player by his peers. This dude getting a transplant pissed Morrissey and many others. Maybe Morrissey can write abook on bald athletes.
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