Northern Illinois University and Northwestern University have banned the hoverboard. The hover board was this ridiculous product that only a country obsessed with growth and sales would put out for the public to consume and create more debt pleasing their snotty, spoiled adolescents. The people who push and bring your teenager the hover board are the same capitalists that bend over and create ramps and off boards for your child skateboards so they can jump around on the streets in front of your house. The idea that many villages actually create and spend tax-payer money for these skate board parks, usually out of old tennis courts, is also laughable as they encourage teens to break their bones and help skyrocket your insurance premiums. S
kateboarding is another issue though and the recent magnitude of hover board banns from college campuses to airports is a positive step and push back against these consumer products. The hoverboard have been burning up causing fires everywhere leading to these bans and all I can say in watching these videos of the burning hoverboards is burn baby burn. I would go one further on these bans and actually tell cities and schools that maybe banning skateboards might also be a good idea as the concept of a product that encourages young children and adults to take risky maneuvers to impress their friends. 
The hoverboard though is the new goal of perfecting for Dean Kamen. the man who brought the world Segway some daces ago and transformed the landscape as he said the Segway would is now working on creating a burn-free hoverboard. Dean Kamen transformed the world as Segways replaces automobiles in 2006 as a form of transportation and a more smaller mobile type of Segway hovering device would surely be appreciated by a public getting more and more lazy to walk their dogs in suburbia.
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