Geroge Amato and other nerd scientists collbarate to fight the bed bug
Gus Perkowski
Two research teams published their work in nature Communications about new information on why some pin-head pests such as bedbugs seem to have such strong resistance to pesticides and other attempts to eradicate these bugs. Tis is right up my alley as I have been in the bug extermination business for ten years and bed bugs are the number two most calls I get. I often tell these sad saps that it is time to throw out their ten year old mattresses being so infected with these disgusting bed bugs along with the billions of microscopic shit that has an whole ecosystem going under where they sleep. The two teams identified some 36,ooo genes responsible for making the bed bug able to fight against modern chemicals created to kill of them in huge quantities. The rest that survive breed like fucking jackrabbits and then pass on these new super genes to their offspring as they get it on under your fat body and that rink a dink motel your ss was so cheap to get that summer. Clark Kent looking super nerds such as George Amato at the American Museum of natural history was one of many super nerds working on this collaborative effort to really study the bed bug inside and out and I am disgruntled I couldn't join this team and help out in some way. The sad fact is that the bed bug was on the brink of being eradicated through DDT but the few that survived help bugs rebound as this is one of the few buggaroos that survive on plainly human blood. The speed these nasty critters become resistance is amazing and these scientist fucks also discovered more than four hundred different types of bacteria that undoubtedly play some role in helping the bed bug fight human genocidal tactics and help the hosts survives tough times of this germ warfare between man and bug. Amota better get back in the lab and quit hitting on the chicks and get to work on figuring out new ways to attack this bed bug gene and bacteria power. the Bed bugs are winning this war and basically one of the Earths creatures telling man to kiss their ass as they will continue to be out bloodsuckers as they continue to rebound worldwide.
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