The great tit bird loves heads and decapitation as much as men love women's... The Great tit is a small bird that creeps the shit out of caged parakeets. This is a bird with power that loves attacking other birds and eating its head and beak. This is a bird that loves sneaking into caves and discovering groggery waking bats and loves to take their head off.
This is the ISIS of bird species and the Great tit is often called the zombie bird for its unusual predatory nature and scientists have shown the remarkable cultural transmission this bird species passes quickly to the next generation in dominating its fellow avians and mammalian winged species. 
many a hibernating bats have awoken to find its head missing thanks to these clever birds who pass on easy knowledge of food service to one another. They will take a bats head off as quick as a Ozzy Osborne high on dope on stage in the seventies a eighties. These little bats are crying foul a the treatment and the birds will peck the shit out of these sleepy dopey bats who usually die when the Great tits hit the bats brain case and get into the tasty smushy berries in the beats heads. these birds play with the pipistrelle bats heads at ties as the bats desperately try to find the darkest caves to avoid these brain smuckers. what is wrong with these great tit birds? Are they even birds? How far really is Mars? I mean where does one even come up with the name of this bird. The name itself should be a clue something is odd and has been altered with this species by human activity. Some strange is happening in Kansas and the other regions of the world where this killer bird is just kicking ass. If you have a colony of these birds nesting nearby do not leave your baby unattended for long periods of time I am telling you. If there ever was a bird that needed to be caged it is these bastards and not parakeets. 
Studying the locomotion abilities of this species flying I am more and more convinced these birds may be mini-drones created by the Russian or Canadian militaries and they have successfully integrated chips into living things to get them to kill other living things. Could the great tit be a government created cybird in test mode killing bats and other birds? .
bats are crying foul and naturalists are trying to figure out why this bird species is so rapacious and has a murderous streak. Perhaps these Great Tit birds are Muslim.
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