Lake Forest's creepy Brian Peterson and England's creepy Ian getting paid for touching women and nearly getting laid

Lionel Wagner
  professional cuddling is here with lonely women paying darkish looking dudes money to cuddle but do not touch. Adam Lippon is CE\O of something called the cuddliest which seeks to connect professional cuddlers with women in need of a hug when the husband is away. I actually came up with the idea for this research seeing a nasty ad by lake Forest, Illinois resident Brian Peterson in one of these free Yoga new age magazines one can find easily in a coffee shop. Brian looks like your average north Shore train loitering bench warmer instead of some professional offering emotional and personal relief from getting up close and hugging. What women in her right mind would pay to touch and be touched by this idiot  and who on earth would give him training and certification for cuddling. WTF. Peterson is a perverted massage therapist whose personal boundaries on these depraved women that would use such a service should be questioned and is why we are t this blog this lovely afternoon. Another crazy cuddlier featured in the Mirror Website from England is Ian--whose last name was omitted form the article. Ian loves his job and says it is incredible and un-fucking-believable that he gets paid to get so close to getting laid.  Ian has worked all over Great Britain since CEO Adam Lippon found some investors willing to throw printed money at this insane business venture. Ian insists that most of the women were awesome in appearance and women he would mostly pay himself for a touch and feel. Ian didn't answer our questions whether he has ever actually got some ass on the job in his role as a professional cuddler for lonely women in England but on video coference he just smirked and said lets move on.  Women are neurotic and eccentric creatures in crave of attention nd with the demise of luxury brands and department store shopping in some areas I could see soe bitches actually paying for non-sexual touch with all their Yogi obsessions nd new wave age thinking. next week we will study and report on this mysterious Adam Lippon--as this guy is deserving of his own post on the adopt a beast Center Bear report- and why he thinks there is a market for cuddling with creepie dudes and how was he able to achieve this company.