Randolf Perkins the IV buys majority stake in this blog

Jordon Morgan
  Jut like MSNC is moving to the right hopefully disclosed news that Randolf "Randy " Perkins has bought a fifty five percent stake into the Left shark blog for a reported 20 billion dollars will show a new direction for he Adopt a Beast blog. Randolf (Randy to his friends) is a mega Richie ric look alike investor who saw a golden opportunity to invest onto this website and one of his first actions was to put himself as editor in chief and demote Troy York into the bottom of our staff writers. this move actually was done a few months ago but Randy didn't want the news announced onto this week and it appears that Troy York may be kaput. He has not bbeen seen for weeks and written few articles here since the announcement.
We here at the Right Bull look forward to having this libertarian as editor in chief who likely will promote the fact that government shouldn't exist and that the poor should be living like they did in mud brick huts on the edge of civilization and land not owned by anyone. Randolph Perkins brings a few years of journalism experience and wads of his fathers cash into the picture and as an investor made many important decisions consulting no one which affected the lives of many people beneath a man of Mr. Perkins aka Richie Richs reputation. Randolph is a friend of the fiend Jeff Berwick other wise known as the pinhead here t this blog and his philosophy is similar to the elf-describes ancho anarchist. We hope to see him write many articles here and stop by our West Lafayette offices sometime but we realize the importance of this man and his  money and how inferior it would look for Mr Perkins acknowledge us with his elegant ahhh appearance.

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