Richard Branson nearly killed in a motercycle accident

Neil Knight
   Big-bucks Richard Branson was in the virgin islands scouting for new possible virgins to deflower in this small Caribbean island. Sir Richard often goes there on vacation loves having little traffic to get around and motorbike his ass all over the place while laughing at the natives and remembering the days of English buccaneers and profit of human cargo. Te man who has so many billions he quite literally shoots super rockets and fireworks in space in useless research for his own personal space program almost came crashing down himself. Branson was nearly killed when he turned a tight corner upon seeing a brown-skinned honey he thought was available. whether he crashed or was set upon by some indigenous thugs is not yet known as Branson looked like he had his ass kicked and was in the ring with Mike Tyson for fifteen rounds instead of looking like a crash victim.
In a post on the Virgin website , the 66-year-old said: "I was heading down a hill towards Leverick Bay when it suddenly got really dark and I managed to hit a sleeping policeman hump in the road head on.
"I really thought I was going to die. I went flying head-first towards the concrete road, but fortunately my shoulder and cheek took the brunt of the impact, and I was wearing a helmet that saved my life.
"We've since recovered the crumpled bicycle, completely destroyed. Branson's people were already on the phone with Paul Teutul Sr in orange County, New York to fix the bike or just hand him a new one My cheek has been badly damaged and my knee, chin, shoulder and body severely cut."  the fear in Richard Branson's vice and his own coming immorality could be heard in his explanation to the media as the sixty six year old British globalist was recovering in a Miami hospital. The close call Jeff Branson received will once again validate in his corporate jet-flying life and  mind that he has a predestined and likely will be the man who first steps human foot on mars under a flagship and spacecraft with the virgin name.
Sir Richard said his assistant, Helen, was first on the scene as he was "lying prostrate on the road" and then another member of his team, George, "sprinted from the bottom of the hill" to assist.
He travelled to Miami for X-rays and scans, and later posted photographs online showing his bloodied face. they patched up the pirate looking bastard and he was back on his way in the jets and two-wheeled vehicles and reckless travel that will get this guy killed one of these days before he ever gets to step foot and travel to Neptune or Uranus.