Rick Telander writes a piece about William "The human cattle" Perry

Jim Oberweight
  Rick Telander  as one of the three pricks, writes about sports and in the Chicago area the topic of William "Refrigerator' Perry was written for Sports Illustrated this summer and someone mailed me the article for my thoughts.  Telander wrote about the stubborn downward spiral of the fridge who never wants to cut back on hiss meat-eating and is proud of his disgusting girth. Cheap processed meats in this country are so fucking pumped with drugs and hormones that indulging into Pork, Chicken, and bee of big agribusiness will turn you into something that resembles a disgusting William "refrigerator" Perry. Telander feels sorry for the condition William Perry has put himself and his body but Rick shouldn't care. he needs to be writing articles on the smashmouth action across the pond and write about Irish rugby more than south Carolina swine like Perry. As Telander points out this gross sorry excuse for a human catapulted into sports addicts consciences in 1985 when former Chicago bear jerk coach Mike Ditka thought it would be funny having a huge monkey barrel with the ball for a change. Mike knew the sport needed some lightening and it was declining at this point. Perry now is a four hundred pound monster of a  beast and luckily for his NFL pension saves tax payers from supporting this fool and paying all of this medical bills for his refusal to ever take care of his own fat ass responsibly as the guy has no self respect. No people who allow themselves who  resemble barnyard animals-- about to be delivered to the slaughter house-- more so than human beings have any respect for themselves. this bum is lucky he has idiots I  their gray years remembering the glory days of one team in the Chicago area that won a lot of games and still gives time and attention to these players as if they were actually somebody important and accomplished anything for human society.  Perry is a pig who often feud with his family who keep and caretaker for this bozo and whose only fame was playing NFL football for a few years where massive obesity is an attribute instead of athletic prowess and talent. Like I said you would never see a clown like William Perry play any sport that didn't stop often for a time out huddle and where player sonly played half of the game while the other half sit on sidelined as observers no different than the paying ticket fools in the stands. Rick Telander and other sportswriters need to forget about losers and dipsticks in the past like the refrigerator or the nickname I always preferred to see him called and that is William "the human cattle" Perry.

Telander along with Rick  Reilly and Rick Morrissey need to start writing about real athletic sports such as rugby and aussie football where corporations are reluctant to embrace here across the pon d because there is no way to profit and require thousands of pads and gear and so forth for more sale. I would bet and iagine that every member of the North Melbourne kangaroos in 1985 were every bit more athletic and talented than this clown William Perry. A William Perry would not even been mascot for the 1985 North Melbourne Kangaroos team yet alone play a full game.