Weird Chicago suburban entrpreneurs want to change way you watch movies and bring back the VHS

Alex Mousololpolous
   Sometimes I am amazed at the bullshit economy and the role of these entrepreneurs which have brought such great objects as Google Glass and Pokémon Go application. Ryan Ohm and Jeremy Marsen want to change the way you watch movies and the Elmhusrt natives want people to purchase movies through their website. Ryan and Jeremy saw that some people were getting back into Vinyl records so obviously there must be a market for once again returning to the days of the VCR these two jackasses started this company called Weird Life LTR and this concept and idea is just plain weird. The concept is people buy a movie for 12.99 and in the mail they receive a VHS movie and a free bag of popcorn. What a brilliant idea this is ..in creating a company that really does shit nd offers shit and Weird LTR fits in with the modern economy of this corrupt banking era of capitalism. these dweebs admitted there are some problems to their business idea such as there being no more manufactures of VHS recorders and so forth. Thus far these two guys have three movies and are looking an India film makers to embrace and fund them and this stupid venture.  "VCR's are everywhere " insists Ohm. "If you go to any garage sale or thrift store you will come across one". These silly bastards also say that the allure of a physical object and sitting with your friends and popping a movie into a machines is such a experience that needs to be enjoyed in a group ahhhh I suppose  as perhaps sitting around a campfire and toasting marshmallows. Ohm and Marsen are just plain weird and their business venture plan is just out of focused and distorted and someone needs t tell these dweebs that old technology especially in film has no fucking chance and I wonder if these jerks thought about bringing back the nickelodeon

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