Crazy Cougar spotted in Marshfield and Wausau

Cody Maloney
   A crazy cougar has been spotted in Marshfield and Wausau Wisconsin and this is exciting news for people with guns and hunters in the Northern part of the state. Cougars are slowly reestablishing themselves more and ore in urban centers and it is only a matter of time before one find its way into downtown Milwaukee. A crazed cougar was spotted twice in rural backwater Marshfield in Northern Wisconsin and the local sheriff just told people to go about their business and lock their doors and bring in their pets if you have a habit of leaving them outdoors. Just last summer a woman claimed to see a Mountain Lion in Wausau roaming about in her backyard and local authorities searched fruitfully for this lion and whether this news was real or total bullshit. With the amount of guns people in Northern Wisconsin have a cougar would be crazy to be stalking pets and kids. This opens exciting hunting opportunities for people in the North woods whose normal hunting options have always been limited and somewhat trivial. this recent sighting though is more serious as
an officer said he saw the wildcat when he responded to a report of a large animal near a house on West 11th Street close to University Woods early Thursday morning, said Police Chief Rick Gramza.
The second sighting was reported at 7:30 p.m. Thursday in the backyard of a home near the intersection of Seventh Street and Chestnut Avenue. It was not confirmed by an officer, Gramza said. Whether this crazy cougar migrates South or hightails it out is yet to be determined but with the amount of drinking in this state the sighting could very well have been a plumped up fat bobcat.

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