Target pulls Clown masks off market and DM pranks responsible for all clown scare across hill billyland

Jamie Logan
   Target corporation has announced that they will no longer be selling clown masks as the great clown purge continues up the eventual massacre on Halloween as countless of devoted clowns are expected to take to the streets according to chatter from all over. Other retailers also are expected to announced that merchandising of clown make up, masks, shoes, ties, and other accessories likely will  not be sold in the upcoming day as clownphobia grip s this nation of fear and expected uprising of the new Viking clowns of the era. All this clown hysteria I believe can be traced to incessant clown creep out ranks through magnetic YouTube channels such as DM Pranks and  so forth making quality and impressive scary videos on the YouTube that have spawned countless  inferior imitators though no less effective in mass producing this incredible clown culture of the United States. These clown videos of DM Pranks are some of the most horrifying shit I have ever seen and unlike phony Hollywood productions the fear of the saps in these videos is real as butter.

The clowns will rise and people will fear the clown as this once humorous  and prestigious occupation has evolved a whole new meaning in this horror culture of striped down mall dull America that many of a teenage year is wasted working for minimum wage at McJobs across this country. I believe target made the right call with pulling these masks and now the corrupt village leaders in suburbia and urban America need to shut these temporary Halloween stores that pop up in big box stores this time of year in mall space unoccupied for much of the year as the number of Halloween retail outlets that fill in strip mal space for a few months while other retail space of these same structures remains empty the rest of the yea is another problem for another time.