Viral video of rat eating spider impresses Milwaukee's Aaron Luther and the rest of the world

Polly Cracker
   Australia has some of the most bizarre creature son this planet and a video that went viral the other day exposed to the world that this list of exotic and neurotic creatures includes members of the
Araneae class. A huge fucking spider was seen dragging a mouse on a wall and it grappled with the mouse or rat. Future Left Shark writer Aaron Luther would be highly impressed by this predatory nature of a spider on a rat in Australia. it is clear to Aaron Luther and other Americans that Australia likely doesn't have a rodent infestation problem on their continent with innumerable species available to devour and make rodents easily disappear into their bellies.    The 20-second video posted on Facebook shows an unusually large huntsman spider preying on a full-sized mouse. The arachnid, which appears to be around six inches in size, can be seen dragging the seemingly dead rodent vertically across the door of a fridge. The rodent was either dead as reported by media outlets or was mesmerized that an actual spider had disabled it and scared the nerves of the mouse to be unable to instinctly  reflex against this incredible little beast. One has to remember rats and mice are not squirrels as a squirrel would struggle and fight to the death. Aaron Luther immediately set upon local pet stores calling them and inquiring on how and where he can purchase one for a pet to keep his pet dog jackal happy and a contented eight-legged playmate.

Clearly at ease carrying a creature much heavier than itself, the huntsman even manages to evade a fridge magnet as it hauls its prey. This spider being on the Australian mainland should pretty much keep an aussie up all night especially those living in tin shacks in the remote outback without a handy Orkin man nearby. From what I hear this spider got its name from being a man hunter back in the day though it likely predates more on the enormous amount of exotic and pretty parrots one will find in this amazing and beautiful  country once people get away form the nasty hot deserts that cover ninety five percent of the land.  as a native of Australia and intense researcher of the parakeet I know all about the dangers and evils posed on the wild birdlife in Australia as spiders interestingly take out more birds a year than all  the wild cats of Australia combined.