Santa Clause is an old man famed throughout the Christian world for delivering gifts to kiss ass goody too shoes and ignored bad kids who get worse as they grow up because if St Nick's arrogance in selection. Santa had toured a North Carolina mall lately in his special power to be able to traverse multi-locations at once and had a heavy kid sit on his lap and after hours of doing these sit in wish selfish chats with these dreamer kids he must of been getting a bit piqued about this part of his gig. A boy named Anthony Mayse sat on Santa sore lap and demanded a drone and a Ipod touch and other expensive gadgets that obviously his mother didn't have credit available for Santa' lending. The boy's grease burger smell also made Santa nauseated and he told the little shit to lay off the hamburgers and fries. if the little kid was a greaser Santa might of been interchanging the food options and told the kid to lay off the burritos and tacos.
Santa Claus got mercilessly bashed on social media and he was fired form appearing at this dead suburban rural sprawl mall of in the boondocks of whatever hick North Carolina loser town this conflict occurred. few have come to the defense of old St Nick as we will today and that someone should called out this fat kid and made him cry as maybe now he will start thinking about his body instead of all the mobile and game gadgets that make these fat kids stationary and not active and turning the into little pork bellies. The futures options of these fat little shit don't look good as the only job they will be able to get re sit downs as obesity will make them ineligible for a lot of jobs. I remember of lot of elite fat Chinese kids in the Madison-Wisconsin area who came to get schooling at the University of Wisconsin system because they were all full of fat and wanted a sit down computer programming job and not one that on had to be enable to stand for hours. If this Anthony Mayse doesn't watch his hamburgers and milkshakes, the little fuck kid will no doubt be a three hundred pound lard who can't move much by his 25th birthday. 
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