Artie Lange rips ugly pelican looking asshole Howard Stern a new asshole

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  Arte Lange use to be a sidekick of Howard stern and is bitter at the king of all talk radio. Arte says Howard is and always has been an asshole who abandoned his fans and his staff hoping to replicate the success of Jimmie Kimmel who Howard is green with jealousy and in awe of his mainstream success. The king of all media cannot believe that one of his protégés has acquired more mainstream success than himself and Howard and his rash changes goes against everything that made this geek popular. Lange said this asshole wouldn't lift a finger to help a key contributor and that all Howard is concerned about like all Jews is money. Arte Lange has carved out his own successful stand up career without the shit big wig phony hair Howard Stern helping him one iota. Artie says most of the contributors for Howard Stern eventually come to the conclusion that Howard Stern is a wig-wearing asshole who has attempted major adjustments to his program because he is paranoid of being left in space with few listeners listening to his satellite programming and likely Howard knows he will lose his hot pussy Beth Otrasky when this occurs and the king of all media is absent from all media. Lange also tore into the looks of ugly Howard who he compared to an ugly pelican and that he was never considered for actual Hollywood roles because of his stork like Dennis Rodman syple appearance that only people high on drugs would want to be near.  Only an outlet like radio could give this ugly clown a voice. if pelicans could speak or if parrots actually had successful vocabulary abilities clearly they could of had a more thought provoking and intelligent radio program and be more entertaining than the ugly dumb wig wearing pelican of Howard Stern.