Uganda is a nation where it apparently is too expensive to eat beef and port. Somehow through the years of Brinish colonialism the local rural backwater Luganda language people have come to accept eating bugs and been convinced by royal authorities that it is a delicacy. if you market to chimps and Gorillas that eating dog food is a delicacy zoos could be stocked on some pretty cheap food. Many of these hungry savages look forward to this tie of year when they can get deep into their inner-frog spirituality and go scavenging for grasshopper. these people should know better than to eat insects . Ugandans dry these critters up with some onion and a little bit of salt and then they feel they have an excellent doritos type of snack. The grasshoppers and cockaroaches these people eat give off an earthy aroma once they are fried or baked and turn color and you hear
that crispy sound that these east Africans have no shame in devouring like they were a hummingbird. Hunting for grasshopper has become strategized in Uganda as many people hang around street lights and peel bugs and the juicy hoppers off street lights and so forth for a good free meal. I always wondered if the reason Africans look fucked up, aside from blacked roasted skin color, was because they put some nasty weird shit into their body and eating anything that moves and could be put in cooking pot. These people are what they are and there is no going over to expostulate o them how gross and insane in the membrane they appear to be by eating bugs. I say let them eat grasshopper.
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