Dream Money
Jillian Michaels abruptly canceled her spring tour and speaking dates around the Midwest and many people including our own Ed West was very disappointed. Ed is a Right-Bull writer here at this blog and has all of this woman's books and posters often nutting on a whim thinking about this older crazy cougar. Jillian Michaels has had a dream gig telling fat fucks they need to lose weight and dream money has come her way through fame of television and she has unquestionably made some ingle from telling people if they eat properly and do some fucking fitness they may not look like human cattle. More and more Americans look like man cows including our own Ed West who really wanted to go and see Jillian Michaels ahh I guess concert which was scheduled in the Genesee theatre in ugly downtown Waukegan, Illinois. Ms Michaels has canceled a slew of upcoming dates on her tour most likely fro lack of ticket sales as the idea of people paying thirty bucks for this woman to tell the audience that they are fat asses and its their fault didn't seem like a strong sell. MS Michaels dreams of being this must go to speaker on food and diet fitness issues is not coming to fruit. This is too sad so bad that this hot woman cancelled her tour especially given the increasing moribund state of Americans health as more and ore jackasses are accepting of a cheap processed meat diet at Pot Bellies, Jimmy Johns or Culvers fast food restaurant. more and more fat fucks are costing government and killing our health care costs with a nice steady diet of Big macs and Chili cheese dogs. Jillian has found fame and dream money in speaking of this but alas there comes to be appoint where people get bored and enough is enough as few buyers would be wired to pay top dollar for a speech of why you are fat.
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