Please welcome our first hire at Center Bear blog ...Spanish sensation Sebastion Salvador

Randolph Perkins IV
   You now we get like a hundred applications for peope wanting to work at the crazy Cougar blog and most have to be dumped I the trash as there is little room for more writers if people take the time to notice. However, I decided to make maybe one last hire in Spanish blogger Sebastion Salvador. I liked this guys resume and story about being a former matador now becoming a vegan and a ardent backer for animal rights and how he now loves Bulls as much as a Hindu. Sebastion was one of the most premier bloggers and commenters out on the blogosphere and is the preiment backer for all Spanish-Speaking people of the world to drop their bizarre and complicated gender-based identity language and learn fucking English. Sebastian was a barista in Madrid but couldn't find a gig and had to immigrate and during the interview I loved one of is answers where he said his dream was to find a job where he can play video games all day.

Another positive thing about this guy that I personally like is just his name as it reminded me of this one foreign asshole I worked with and who was always on the phone to his former co-workers from his previous job and how I busted his balls how they were all DPs like him and two of the names of his friends to mock were Salvador and Sebastion. I loved asking that dink about his two other dink friends not really giving a shit. our Sebastion Salvador will be an excellent center bear in the middle politically motivated writer and will not be a partisan fuck like our right-winger bastards always knocking t he same podcasts. we are pleased as hell and feeling well hiring Sebastian Salvador as our first hire of 2017 and growing our list of extended writers and cracked observers of the internet age.