Aaron Luther
After eight miserable years in Chicago the American football franchise known as the Bears have given jay Cutler the pink slip. Cutler's contributions to the bears was anemic through the years and despite having one of the longest tenures in the clubs organization as starting quarterback the bears and this idiot have absolutely nothing to show. Cutler was allowed to command the team for this long because upper management liked the man who grew up a bear fan in neighboring Indiana. the Denver Broncos knew what they were doing letting loose this lose cannon almost a decade ago and the Bears went no where with this clown aside from a 2010 NFC championship game appearance.
It will be nice not to see Jay Cutler with his little tassel winter hat on the sideline on those cold November games as he pouted and walked around with akids winter hat with a little tassel on top. Cutler tweeted to bear fans that he enjoyed his time hear and that he will always remember Chicago not for his play but for meeting a trophey wife and having the income resources to have a hot woman stay and bare thhree beautiful children.
According to our sources Cutler and his family contacted the North Melbourne kangaroos as Cutler wished to expand his global appeal and popularity but the fact that Kangaroos coach Brad Scott wants nothing to do with this bear NFL reject and american coming to the land of down under. North Melbourne Kangaroo officials are eager to get an American Footballer on their squad but Jay Cutler would be a horrific decision for this first ever cross-sport migration. Jay Cutler couldn't last a period playing the constant rough actions and jumping jack and catch sport that is Australian rules football and the kangaroos are better off not having this jackass on the team and would get much more contribution for the team just having some members go out in the outback and bringing the first wild kangaroo back and throwing a jersey on it and letti g it bust loose.
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