Leroy Yost
Brian Urlacher is an enigma. The former Chicago bear Linebacker enjoyed being bald in his youth and football playing years in the National Football league but apparently he needed some more deniro as a post-playing day annalist job didn't pan out as he has the personality of both a frog and a toad. Urlacher will never achieve the level of fame and love of members of the 85 bears but thanks to this ridiculous fake hair procedures Mr Urlacher is everywhere and both no where as I travel the tri-state region for business.
Brian Urlacher's constant billboards reminds me one of the many of Middle east dictators and despots put up for a sense of familiarity and demand love. I counted about twenty Brian Urlacher hair growth billboards and have found tis amazing wishing for an explanation why so many God dam billboards must be lf this former player and his discovery of free fake monopoly money pushing fake pony Frankenstein hair follicles on his chrome dome.
These Urlacher billboards follow me every where as I travel fro Kenosha to South bend and I find these billboards neurotic and eccentric display of post-football player worship. These billboards of Urlacher have him leaping out and looking in the rear view mirror these billboards are positioned where Brian is menacing following you ready to grab you for your eyes and attention. there re some new billboards this week where Brian goes business and Wall street with nice tailored suit showing his professionalism and spokemen ability for the fake news fake hair follicle creating industry for bald men. Hair surgeries and fake hair is the toupee of the day and few men are willing to waste money for something put on ones head that resembles a chia pet more than human hair. I hate these Brian Urlacher billboards that are expanding like locust as apparently other companies don't ut their ads out and they are becomingly reserved for Brian Urlacher and the fucking doctor that puts a rug on his skull.
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