Bruno Ferari is having none of that. His friends told him he was loco for trying to open up a craft brewery business in Argentinian as the nation is an globalist Italian empire headquarters of wine addicting toasters who snub beer drinkers. Bruno loves the culture and climate and often displaying a revolutionary Chev Guerra look dreams of some day taking power in this country. Bruno's beer putschs will have to wait though and in the mean time he is busting his balls breaking his back mixing some of the dam best beer this side of Paraguay. Chile. Bruno wants to change the drinking culture in Argentinian and through his Berlina Microbrewery he is distributing his beer in Argentina and other parts of the world. Bruno dig sup and mixes the malts and the wheat like no others and is one of the most brilliant brew masters of this era having compiled an earned drinking average of t.30 with a hairy mixing average of 32 rpi's per minute. Berlina Patagonia has been exporting like shit to countries as far as Australia and Canada and the neanderthal looking Brewer along with his brothers Guido and Franco have helped create a export beer behemoth in Argentina hoping one day to be acquired by Coors
Bruno is a beast and can brew and mix hops like no other. there are now four hundred breweries in Arentina but none of them have the extreme beer creating ability of Bruno Ferari who also drives a hot ferrari speeding it on the streets of Buenos Aries. Bruno is pissed though that Brazilian home brewers are getting all of the awards and accolades in the South American world of craft beer.
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