Crazy Cougars appearing in Troutdale and all over rural backwater Oregon spreading like rabbits

Jake Glass
   A mans twitter photo of a crazy Cougar prowling peoples garages has gone viral and once again further evidence that Pumas and crazy Cougars are spreading all over Oregon. from the Troutdale neighborhood of Portland to the outbacks of interstate 5 in Oregon crazy Cougars are prowling and entering every gas house,  outhouse,hen house,warehouse,doghouse, farmhouse and back house in rural Oregon looking for game. Crazy Cougars are expanding their range looking for hip areas to be seen and discovered and the
 public's fear of this unstable beast is well-warranted. The Cougar can break a neck in a second and consume a whole human body whiten five minutes if very hungry. what is very troubling of this Mountain Lion spotting in Troutdale is that it is near an elementary school and it is safe to say this big cat was not fishing and searching for trout. Crazy cougars are spreading like rabbits and wild fire with sightings recently in Emira, A big cat was seen scratching a tree in Cottage Grove. A Cougar was seen in the hills of the South Hills. Another one was seen stalking geese in cedar Flats while another Puma was thought to be seen urinating in nearby Noti, Oregon. The people in the rural backwaters along interstate 5 in Oregon are scarred and freaked out as well as it should be to have a large mini-lion prowling in your steets.

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