Peter Patel
First of all I want to thank the Crazy Cougar for hiring me and bringing me on board as yet another great writer and addition for the Crazy Cougar blog. I am really excited by the opportunity and hope to fulfill my bogus outrageous salary and begin a new platform to write and express myself on this new medium called the internet. enough about me as we are still officially in negotiations. Today i want to give the first possibility of Howard stern ending his radio program and entering the world of politics.
This would not be the first as Howard Stern once flirted the idea for running for governor in the ninties as he wanted to bring the death penalty back to the state of New York Howard stern shocked his loyal and dim witted audience the other day as he canceled one of his XM Sirius programs and the rumors flying about the internet is incredible and sexual innuendos reported. I beleive from our sources that big potty mouth Howard will enter politics and make a presidential run agianst his friend Donald J Trump in 2020 because ahh uhmmwell Howard is a dick. Howard stern has opened his mout plenty in the months following Donald Trump's incredible victory an upset against Hillaryy Corruption. Stern is obsessed with a Trump presidency and he envisions something more for himself aside from being a super over-paid disc jockey satellite ponzi scammer no more deserving o a salary over six hundred bucks a week than the guy who still pumps gas in a Clark station in Ottawa,Illinois.
Stern is a bored jagoff who in an effort to flaunt his wealth has done 13 million in renovations in his home in palm Springs even though the house was perfect when moving in an done has to wonder what is going on in this psychopaths homes and what is being covered up. Silence of the lambs sherry Howard stern is a psycho and would be another great third leg of a psychotic trifecta of a Hussein Obama, Donald Trump and himself shall he be so lucky and find himself elected as the forty ahhh sixth resident of the United States. it could also be just a day off because Howard has been diagnosed with nose cancer or perhaps brain cancer from the number of stupid thoughts or glue sketching coming through on his big wig. Either the case if Howard stern is physically and healthy in 2020 one can expect him to seriously consider a presidential run most likely in the Democratic primary and a one on one with president Trump is a real scenario we can envision in three years.
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