Rick Garrity is dead

Lonnie Yeager
Rick Garrity is dead. The longtime Chicago Cub fan dropped
d on his head as he was trying to climb a railing with one hand and go into an unrestricted area for a better view of boring baseball. Deaths at baseball games always puzzled me as many fans have mostly fallen to their death rekindling their youth and playing monkey bars on stadium structure and when you mix alcohol with this
environment along with the stupidity of sports fandom it can lead to a toxic volatilie outcome. many fans have died from bigger falls in parks through the years and Rick's death now joins the lsit of dumb fandom at baseball games. One can imagine if children were allowed alcohol on playgrounds there would be many major accidents and deaths. this man killed himself practically because he felt in a special magic kingdom place of Chicago Cubs Field and thought he could do magical things such as climbing a railing with one hand while keeping the vodka cup in the other hand. Rick Garrity is dead because he insisted on holding to a red cup and tried to climb a railing and wanted to show his friends he was spider man or something. The childlike qualities of Rick and other sports Chicago fans is amazing and this
death should not come as any surprise and if there is a surprise it is that there are not more deaths such as Rick's . Rick Garrity is dead and I am surprised he didn't try climbing the right-field flagpole or the famed Center field scoreboard instead and dying on some obscure railing in Wrigley Field is not the way i am sure this man and his family envisioned Rick garritty going in life. There are already accounts of a new ghost wandering about Wrigley field according to late night crew cleaners and i would not be surprised if it is Rick Garrity walking around looking for the score and his red cup.

1 comment:

  1. this article is all wrong about what happened, he was a great guy :/

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