Donkey Radar killed by Black Bear in rural backwater Kent, Connecticut

Otto Jansen
    Meg and  Trevor Hoffman lost one of their pet donkeys as the wealthy Connecticut landowners as a Center Bear Black beast bear broke into their barn and dragged off beloved pet Radar. The family awoke the next morning and found their pet donkey half eaten near the barn. Radar provided a good meal for one of many of Connecticut's growing Black bear population that is increasingly looking in the farmsteads of

 Connecticut's successful farms and livestock raising and like Indians of old these bears feel entitles to some free beef or donkey meat. tensions are rising between man and beast and it won't be too much longer before the four-legged Bearskins to

decide that two-legged donkey and goat companions make an easier meal or two to fill a nights belly burden. I don't know why these Hoffman's didn't hire a farm hand to protect these donkeys

maybe an out of work plumber or something and if these people don't start hiring farm hands and security to protect their pets and animals then they deserve to dissolve in the acids and pits of a bear's belly. The residents of Kent, Connecticut are scared as hell and wish they had a Clark Kent superman watching over their animals as apparently they are too lazy to do anything about these Bears. Their boys  are too busy playing Donkey Kong in the basements and the old families are too cheap to pay taxes for proper animal control units for this little village of three thousand. Developers though are taking this story in stride and thinking up of a new video game series with donkeys and bears whcih will soon be an pllication on a mobile phone near you.