Ned Baily
Somewhere in the past Jeff Bezos should of seen the jetpack episode of Gilligan's Island. The professor ha found a jet pack that washed ashore and tried desperately to get it operational so Gilligan could fly off the rock and get the stranded crew of the SS Minow out of this isolated rural backwater island in the middle of no where .
In the forty years or so since this episode had been available cutting-edge silicon valley companies have been unable to bring a quality jet pack out on market available for the consumer to beat traffic and move about. the prospect for the jet pack ever being available as a viable transportation mode is non-existent but despite this madmen wealth hoarders like Jeff Bezos continue to push the idea to use his "lottery" winnings to invest in space projects that will bring moon rock,stardust,s and space debris for all to enjoy. Jeff has a passion for space exploration although he would never want to make these suicide trips..at least not now. it is too fun to live here on Earth as a plutocrt and have people beg you for money and hail your highness for their crazy projects.
Bezos was at a gala at the Kennedy Center bragging about his wealth and how he can personally use Amazon's monopoly to help the already rich researchers ahhh develop other ideas for collecting chunks of meteorites and asteroids. Jeff Bezos plans on actually landing a man on the moon someday but think he should vision small and at least use his Blue Orgin company to at least get the jet pack to replace the automobile. If anyone can land a man on the moon or have humanity at least on running jet packs to and from work every day it clearly is this lucky son of a bitch lottery winner Jeff Bezos. Bozo Bezos has plans on developing human space travel when mankind , as excellently represented in this Gilligans Island episode, cannot even fly the lower atmospheres and conquer air and wind pressures with fucking jet pack. One day Jeff Bezos and other technocrats wish to mine asteroids, bring them to near collision orbits round earth, as this will bring down the costs of he bring down the costs of diamonds and ahhh other valuable minerals and bring these costs down to Earth.Diamond jewelry will be as expensive as costume jewlery in the near future if bozo Bezos has his plans got right. Jeff Bezos plans to pay warehouse workers nanotechnoly currencies and use the profits to fund more space exploration and research in forms of massive telescopes on skyscrapers and the like. Jeff Bezos will show to the world,the earth, and the moon that he is actually not a monopolist destroyer of retail giants but in actuality as smart of not smarter than professor in Gilligan's island TV fame that was aired on television many many many moons ago on the CBS network.
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