Artemis is missing in and around some rural redneck place called Arnold,Missouri and the Bobcat pet owner places an ed looking for him and hoping he sees her ad in Craiglist and Backpage's escort sites. Artemis is a bad ass tawny spotted little devil usually confided to this ladies home and the bewildering wildcat has not been seen for a few days. There is no doubt that Artemis is a bad ass bobcat much like the famed Bob The Bobcat which we report heavy on through this blog being a bobcat loving network. Neighbors are rightfully concerned for their own well-being and that of their pets as word quickly spread in this gossippy rural backwater Missouri County about the possibility of a rancid Bobcat being loose and about looking for prey to fill its growling stomach.
Some people are even wondering why this woman had a lost bobcat as a pet as few regulations apparently are places on the ownership and pet ownership ability of people in Jefferson County. The people are on edge knowing that there is a bobcat loose in their community. The 35 pound bobcat has been declawed but the owner decided to keep its fangs and canine teeth anyway and now owners are coming to gripes that their county and state allow the ownership of large cats which often have the ability to escape and to roam free in their community. Artemis was never allowed the freedom Bobcats deserve and crave often only getting out on a leash as a freak and being allowed on a special hammock. Artmeis is now free and never coming back living a full-fledged free life like Bob the Bobat hunting frogs, birds, toads,grasshoppers,snakes in the grass, and yes even the pet cats and bigggie smallie dogs of the residents of Jefferson County,Missouri and elsewhere in the backwaters of Missouri. 
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