Jillian Michaels bamboozled on shitty SS Minnow yacht off the Italian coast

Peter Patel
   Fitness Guru and elite Jillian Michaels warned her fans of a scam off the heavy pirate and mafia operation Italian Coast. Jillian said the boat was worse than the SS Minnow and the Italian mafia crew more inept than Gilligan and the Captain. Jillian and her family had made a vacation and charted a yacht for sixty grand but the crew was screwy and didn't speak any English not comprehending her orders to see special spots. Jillian Michaels said it was the vacation from hell as the yacht was a shitty boat being dirtier than hell and had both mice and rats roaming g around God knows eating what
. The elites like Jillian Michael's are use to being kowtowed and given exemplary service and luxury accustomations and fr this incredible fitness babe to suffer a twelve day boat nightmare off the Italian coast is bad news. There is a tremendous amount of fraud as tourists get bamboozled all of the time and Jillian warned her fans to always be cautious when traveling overseas and research and firm or vacation company as best you can. Ms Michaels and her family couldn't believe the condition of this Never One yacht and the scummiest of the likely criminal escaping crew should have been horrifying for this woman as many of these Almfi crew members and workers in tourist boats come from the backwaters of Italy having about as much culture and manners as ahh say a Bedouin nomad.
 The crew then tried to extort this celebrity award-winning author and slim honey for even more dinero and Ms Michael should of feared for her life being in this cutthroat territory where generations of people and women have vanished from the seas as Italian merchants in Venice gladly profited form white slavery and selling women to the Turks for a tidy profit. A woman who looks like Jillian despite her age, would still command top dollar and would make a welcome addition to any 21 first harem in the Gulf States. Jillian Michael's best avoid the Mediterranean in her future endeavors and yacht vacations and she would be better off with a trip to Hawaii  and a SS Minnow type honest crew. 

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