Ruins Like Cougar
In rural Central Wisconsin near Wausau there are the mini-towns of Marathon City and Neillsville and recent observations of trail camera have revealed they have a Cougar in their midst. Many half-eaten deer carcasses have disgusted the local population and many rumors of meth heads killing and eating raw meat had been repeated throughout Marathon County.
However, educated researchers and animal control units knew that all indication for the condition of the deer carcass reveal that the Montana Lion had found its way into these parts of Wisconsin and many trail cameras were set up in and around trails in this country in late August. On September 3 the researchers hit pay dirt and low and behold a picture of a wild cat was seen clearly being a Puma and not a bobcat. The residents of this town of 1500 are told not to be alarmed a lion is fucking prowling their territories and if they are confronted by this beast they are to stand tall and spread their legs for it and receive the big one. Geriatric golf cart moving Dennis Bersch was almost killed one day in the North woods of Wisconsin in the town of Mequon as he came face to face and the crazy cougar likely backed out knowing this was some sloppy spoiled aged bad meat and not even worth the big cats time of day. Dennis Bersch luckily survived the encounter and may live anywhere form a month to another ten years. For the Crazy cougars though in ten years their population will likely rebound to the days of when the Winnebago,Ojibwa, Menominee, and the Ho-Chunk dominated the Wisconsin landscape.
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