Neil Knight
Kyle Adam Magony and his girlfriend are typical of the millennial trash seen at National Football League games and a recent viral video of this shit tough guy pinching a sixty six year old man. Kyle and his bimbo bitch girlfriend were standing for the whole game watching the beloved Carolina Cougars battle my beloved Washington Pigskins and eventually words were exchanged and a guy with his phone captured the punch hear around the world.
Kyle proceeded to bust up this old mans face while calling him a "geriatric fuck face" and a "punk hick" as other fans quickly stopped the barge of punches thrown by Kyle Maragony who then quickly stepped out of the picture and hightailed it out of the stadium. The piece of shit was arrested but his arrest prompted the attention of UFC king pin Dana White who was very impressed by what he saw watching this altercation on live TV.
Dana White immediately called a conference and made plans of adding this yapping punk to the rosters of the struggling and violent UFC MMA actions. Dana White was proud to see blood spilled while watching NFL football and thinks he can use this young man in some up coming promotional fight and maybe have Coner McGregor train the young lad to bust and fight other in-shape young men and not aging baby boomer geriatric NFL fans who want to see action on the field and not the rumps of arrogant millennials. A Dana White would give appraisal and herald a piece of shit like this Panther fan who quickly used violence to beat an objective trying to tell him when or not to stand and how to act at an NFL game.
Kyle Maraghy, with proper MMA fighting technical training and protocol knowledge gained can son be one of the biggest names in the blood splash sport of UFC or perhaps a Hollywood role as the boy wonder in a remake of the classic sixties television program of Adam West's batman series in the long over due reincarnation of this super hero franchise that may come. The resemblance to Robin that Kyle looks is stunning and all he needs is a little mask and that t shirt, cheap belt, and red vest with an ironed on R to complete the mirror portrait. I don't know why this jerk punched this older man trying to just watch a game and not a Cam Newton jersey all night paying g big bucks for entry into the stadium. Who Knows, Given the superhero dress of this generation maybe Kyle and his girlfriend thought they were Batman, Catwoman, and Robin and this old guy was the Joker plotting to blow up the stadium.
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