Nigel Travis and Dunkin Donuts eliminates an amazing number of donut flavors and is worried about Caribous Coffee

Jason Percy
   Dunkin Donuts is dropping the number of its flavors for donuts form thirty to eighteen as it seeks to eliminate its bad and costly donuts connections and concentrate more on coffee as people more and more realize Dunkin Donuts is crap and frequented by shit face fucks such as myself. I use to enjoy all thirty flavors and loved making the procrastinating choice of picking a dozen and news of this saddened me but sent Dunken's shares up some 20 percent in trading of stocks. Nigel Travis is really worried about increased competition form all sorts of places and in particular he decided to get rid of a host of costly unselling donuts that often went stale after a couple of hours.

Nigel Travis CEO of Dunken Donuts brand recruits heavily in the Indian sub-continent trying to gain  loyal subjects of followers much like the venture capitalist ideals of the old British empire. Mr Travis is particularly concerned of Caribous coffee and its ability to survive the roughneck coffee industry and Caribous success in gaining footholds of local and popular supermarket chains throughout rural America. There is a great Caribous Coffee in a Martins Supermarket here in Mishawauka, Indiana that is really nice and spiffy inside and one day Nigel Travis was passing through here and shuddered at the concept of many franchises and corporate Caribous Coffees across America.

Nigel Travis either bumps his head at night falling off his bed thinking about the possibility of caribous Coffee kicking his ass or he has full out converted to Islam often pounding his head red as a sign of submissive to Allah and it could explain why this son of a bitch works so tirelessly to bring in Muslim Pakistani and Indians into America to develop and plan t these ugly stores across certain regions. Both Starbucks and Dunkin Donuts cannot believe that caribous still exists and how it still has a following despite caribous Coffee not spending as much on advertising and sports to make the likes of Warren Buffet proud mainstream corporate media can get a splice form the ither giants but get nada from Caribous Coffee.