Earl "Bam Bam" Cunningham
Lava Ball is exiling his two younger sins as he will concentrate on developing his only real NBA prospect and first born the appearent to the Ball shoe empire
Lonzo Ball is the only Ball with any real ball game and professional long term potential and father Lava will make up for his athletic failings and rude Lonzo up to the air and try to stabilize the Ball shoe name. LiAngel and Lamelo Ball will play ball in Lithuania nut according to former college standout and Lithuania league pro Ben Burst these two ball bum high school drop outa will fail miserably and not even last a month in little Lithuania. These two kids are use to sunny California and the transition into this country will be difficult. Maybe Lavar is actually scoping for women in this country that produces beautiful women and he is looking for potential wives trying to get his boys away from home California and influence distraction and tarnishing of Ball brand and family name is a real potential.
One look at Lamelo and it appears he is already going that way and the gay bait he stands to receive must be enormously real on both sides. While this is a white country the ball played Lithuania is second to America in intensity and talent and Lamelo will get roughed up and LiAngelo likely to get busted and thrown I the can for shoplifting when he hits the first upscale mall in Vilnius.
LiAngelo has no prayer and Burst says the Ball name will be embarrassed if they leave and are unproductive players in the Lithuanian league. Burst says the 7000 small town club is an interesting decision by Lavar and he likely wants to punish and discipline the two younger Balls for not being devoted and successful in basketball as Lonzo.
The two younger Balls have embarrassed the big Ball and tarnished the Ball sneaker brand that Lava is desperately trying to market and turn into a lucrative multi-Billion business venture and how exactly his two boys playing rough ball in a isolated country with only six hours of daylight fits in this plan is not entirely known or understood. Lavar is also likely moving these guys to Lithuania because he can bribe the coaches and games perhaps as if Lamelo and LiAngela stayed in America their only role on court of an NBA game would be as ball boys and not players and this is a fact money cannot change.
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