Nick Dumbjiliuo
Netflix is streaming full ahead with its own movies and its upcoming offering of a Will Smith movie being partnered with ..a orc.. is a science fiction CGI crap of an offering and looks so dumb and amazingly silly it is surprising that Netflix would dream up of this shit. Will Smith's Bright costs some 90 million dollars helping providing some steady stream of income to the technocrats and regardless how many people go and see this movie these jackasses who make CGI movies will reap the benefits of movie dumb dom. When I first saw pictures of this upcoming Netflix disaster I thought this was cool and it was a heartwarming movie about this cop that got burned up in a fire or explosion and his transition back to work with Will Smith. What a major disappointing and just how stupid of a concept and this movie is rightfully being torn apart by critics of all shapes and kinds human and Orc alike.
Little fanfare or discussion is ever brought up how atrocious movies have become and the role of technology in transforming what was once an interesting thought creating art form into just computer animation and production nonsense. The idea of an orc creature cop with Will Smith is straight of opioid brainstorm funded by bitcoin and produced by psychopaths who continue to sell the idea of aliens and UFOs. Director David Ayer and screenwriter Max Landis bring this bullshit to you and more of Will Smith one liners telling the Orc he is not in Elf Land anymore.
Will Smith is one of the most talented actors and he is a walking time bomb for the acting industry as replacement of real humans with fake ones of computer and orcs such as this Jacoby is a possibility more and more in the future as audiences soak up crap like this production called Bright. Smith may not realize it but he and his Hollywood leftist kind will sooner or later be replaced by robots, Orcs, Goblins,Aliens, ghosts, cartoons,talking Cougars and animals, and other things that don't exist but go bump in the night ion the brains of pre-adolescents. This movie I would be willing to bet is the stupidest policeman movie since Police Academy 8 or Starsky and Hutch with the two entitled Hollywood sons of producers and bitches in Owen Wilson and Ben Stiller mother fucker.
The wasteful spending and bloated budgets of this movie is laughable and this movie should be called "Bloated" instead of Bright and for any investors to put funding for Will Smith projects and movie messes like this is a fucking joke and embarrassment for Tinseltown. The concept of this crap is a alternative modern-day reality where elves and orcs live alongside humans and I wonder why this asshole Ayer just didn't use an Neanderthal cop buddy and maybe he still has this in mind for the future. At least Neanderthals really existed at one time and the fantasy role-playing addictions of these modern day movie makers tailoring movies for their preference like this is a major problem of the movie industry. Movie critics have blast this dumb cliche movie rehash and hopefully the orc movie concept is kaput for a couple of decades now that the orc-obsessed sexually frustrated director David Ayer has this movie completed proud of his accomplishment and bamboozling the studios with this crap. This movie is not a fantasy crime flick but is instead another nightmare brought forth and produced for movie audiences and another sorry neurotic and eccentric odd flick deserving of being tossed as any old Beta move videocassette tape
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