Martin Manziel
Dream Money
Former Heisman trophy winner Johnny Manziel has come out and announced that he is both bi sexual and bi polar and this explains his erratic alcoholic behavior as all of his drunk acts were self-medication for his problems. Football Johnny is desperately trying to turn his life and career around and once again get a dream money job of throwing balls at fast men in patterns and Manziel's comeback is the story of dreams. Johnny signed with the Austin Gunslingers of the spring football League and he will suit up in all four games as he tries once again to resurrect a quarterback career in this unknown and mysterious football league created last year most likely for washouts like him.
Johnny is so beloved in Cleveland that it is unfortunate that Cleveland didn't have a spring league team for Mr Manziel to attempt a comeback and show the NFL Browns what they could of had if more patient. Johnny Manziel should try something different maybe rugby and the Queenslands Reds of the Australian rugby league should consider giving this clown a tryout for some publicity. Both Johnny Manziel and Tim Tebow are struggling and desperately attempting to return to dream money jobs in professional sports and they know playing is more fun than say working in an office and doing accounting. Manziel is a joke and couldn't hang out on a field with the likes of Liam Gill and the rest of the rugby reds from Queensland as they would steamroll and flatten this Cleveland American flake pancake who plays a wussy position that is unable to tackle opposing players on interception returns and so forth
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