Andy Zaltzman's brain becoming butter and popcorn as he becomes obsessively compulsive crunching cricket stats

Ed West
   Andy Zaltzman is award losing comedian often satire politics instead of his own absurdity coming out of his mouth. Zaltzman hosts a huge podcast that he often uses and gets praised for his political propaganda and hjorse shit. Andy Zaltzman's brain has been lost some many many moons ago and losing his co-host John Oliver has caused this Larry Fine fine looking dweeb to really go off his rocoker and start to lose his mentality in both his broadcasts and his bad comedic acts wish many people seek refunds.

Andy Zaltzman's problem is his brain is so conceived for political bullshit that Andy doesn't know life from reality and often gets lost in speech whether it be in front of a crowd or in a studio creating the bugle podcast. Andy Zaltmans bad stand up comedy is thirty minutes of unfunny bullshit and more and more this shit head is losing his marbles,his,mind,his hair, and his brain cells. Andy Zaltzman is no George Carlin as he is no Larry Fine of the three stooges even though he looks like the dead mother fucker and Andy couldn't hold Larry of the three stooges jock strap of comedy he is so bad as his brain has gone popcorn and mashed potatoes.

Andy's brain is over-loaded thinking of the terrible Indian sport of cricket and his brain is smashed thin kin of the states and game swings and action that last for days and add up in digits as this nimrod recalls every batsman and every ahhh inning. That is if this stupid sport has innings..I don't know. What I do know is that the late great Andy Zaltzman's brain is going and its affecting his podcast as all he thinks is cricket and memorizing the game stats of these five day contests.and his comedic act. The problem with Andy is he tries to multi--task using his only obscure and minor talent in comedy to be accepted and laughed with instead of at so he makes tons of jokes about Theresa May and Donald Trump for the libtards who success in modern global economy in London ignoring the lpoight of the masses of his countrymen. He is also so in love and obsessed with the sport of cricket because he fantasizes often of dark-skinned Indian and Caribbean men bowling their pricks in his ass so this too explains his mocking of brexit and disdain for the sons of England and Scotland around the world.