Jason Percy
Today I am live from Peetes coffee in a downtown North suburb not to many miles away from former smashing pumpkin-headed lead singers acclaimed tea shop. Billy Corgan decided to close shop as he claimed he had some rent issues with the building and whether it was really about neighbors not enjoying the really bad music he and his friends would jam on a Saturday night is something left to be speculated.
Billy Corgan no longer wants this shop no matte how much free tea in all of China that could be given to him and his real goal in life in touring with his lame nineties bad that reformed minus the chick and becoming a pro wrestling fake news promoter. Billy Corgan says he will reopen Madame Zuzus somewhere else and I can only hope he picks Alaska or Yukon territory to compete with Tim Horton's and he stays as far away from this area as he can.I never understood why Chines investment money never finds its way into Northern Canada. Billy Corgan ran one of the worse wrestling promotions I have ever recalled seeing from 1978 or beyond and I couldn't believe how untalanted and slow the performers were live when I saw his sorry Resistance Pro product. His Tea also was not tasty not premium Chinese Tea but tasted like it came from Myanmar or somewhere. I decided to soak up Peet's today instead of my usual haunts of the three hundred Dunkin Donuts that help drive Billy's sales South and likely was the main cause of the decline of his coffee and tea shop. The fact is people go to coffee and donuts shops for the food and not to see or hear Billy Corgan play live music or talk about shit form the eighties. I am fortunate that Dunkin Donuts has never played a Smashing Pumpkin or bend over backwards to attract an arts crowd. Billy Corgan's tea shop is kaput my friends and from these ashes hopefully a bulldozer cleared space is created for Chicago areas 387th Dunkin Donuts is create donuts of thin air and more global power for Ramual or Pundundi to manage and continue the great job of donuts and water coffee.
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