Dave Berkson
Green Bay Packer fans are in despair this year in Wisconsin after losing a fan favorite player this free agency period in wide receiver Jordy Nelson. Nelson amazed football fans by being such a successful white wide receiver as this position has long been dominated by nasty blacks in the sport for some time. Jordy's glory and fame will be missed and is now Derek Carr's responsibility to get him the ball and into the end zone and indeed Derek was excited about this signing meeting Mr Nelson at the airport and giving him a tour of the bay area. Derek Carr was so happy to have this new teammate they celebrated and had a party and already Vegas City operatives are claiming the Raiders are 4-12 odds of winning the Super Bowl.
What Jordy Nelson saw though unsettled him as the amount of homeless and feces seen in this liberal pandering Democratic sanctuary zones disgusted Jordy Nelson. Mr Carr said he would get use to seeing the filth in Oakland and San Francisco as this shit comes with being a wealthy elite city attracting ahh the maggots and flies a good back door eatery wold leave as leftover and dispose.
Derek Carr may think he is going to the Super Bowl someday with Cody Nelson catching his passes but the fact is he is no Aaron Rogers and the Raiders and Jordy Nelson's fortunes would be better if the Oakland Raiders signed Brett Favre right now to start and have Mr Carr on the bench. Jordy nelson also is no Tony Nelson from I Dream of Jeanie fame as all this man can do it catch passes and play a team called Jets instead of flying one. Lary Hagman had such a great character in Tony Nelson and it is aa shame he took that Jerry Jones' style Dallas gig in the eighties. Horrible career move almost as much as whoever the general manager decided to let Jordy Nelson go form the Packers.
The Oakland Raiders are not going to the Super Bowl and I had to do another Super Bowl prediction post despite we are so far away from play because I am bored out of my ass. Nelson will be so distraught seeing the feces and shit many right-wingers like Michael Savage claim is an everyday fact of living in Frisco a that he will drop balls and likely punches in the locker room with this meth head looking opioid steroid punk named Derek Carr. Either way both Carr and Nelson like all NFL players are lucky to make such a good living form ball and all of them should be driver Uber or Lyft's instead.
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