Luke Frey has been hired at this blog as the ever growing expanse and monetary gains of this blog continues to grow. Who is Luke Frey? We don't know but the wisdom of Randolph Perkins IV decided tin order to inflate the value ahhh of this blog a hundred million dollar contract is warranted and this is no different than a sports a value of an athlete justifies additional value for the sports franchise regardless of how much money his organization may be spending and losing despite the millions if subsidy money networks and cable television may give in freebies as we see in pro sport. Luke Frey promises to blog here no more than say a Woody Underwood and the 75 other staff writers we have at this blog if you include our pet parakeet.
Luke will complement the incredible staff at this blog of a hundred names. While some may be gray with jealousy at the tremendous respect and financial reward Luke Frey just signed other writers will court this man to their political spectrum and gain key power through befriending this beast form the East. Luke is a lumberjack in the off-season when he is not putting out award winning blog posts on hundreds of sites and commenting as much as he can through on-line reddit forums and other blog postings. He has won many prizes in contests as diverse as bull riding to racquetball and is interested in trying out for the Olympic bobsledding fencing team and event if one ahhh ever gets created either for ahhhhh the Winter or summer Olympics. Some say Luke already is looking to post soon maybe tonight but contract obligations must hod it back for a few days or months.
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