Luke Frey
Chicago Tribune columnist Neil Steinberg recently wrote about a fuel-delivery start up company that helps people skip the gas station boring trip. Gas stations are a eye sore discourage of suburbia and in the Chicagoland area construction is vamping up of these community destroying businesses and services like Yoshi hold promise for many people not wanting to go to gas stations. There are always fucked up whack jobs at gas stations and many people don't realize how scary gas stations can be for many. Yoshi is a service that will bring gasoline to you on spot and you can skip the trip to the quik mart where only shit people congregate. Some of the scariest examples of human bun holes I have ever sen were at gas stations.
I know a guy whose girlfriend is always hit on and bothered at gas stations and they are considering this service and so should you. There is nothing more hated than these ever-increasing in size monopolist big energy gas stations importing people form other countries to staff the station and Yoshi or anything that can hit the profits and help bring about the demise of gas stations in rural and suburbia America is a welcome addition.
Elites like Neil Stienberg are skeptical though and don't really ever have to worry about gas stations bring down a quality of life as Northbrook and downtown maintain a minimal of gas stations in their trendy neighborhoods as nothing announces shit and a bad area as the gas station be it Bucky's, Shell, Mobile, or BP. Yoshi can help end this visual inequality by neighborhood with its gas availability and boycotting a business plan that saturates and monopolizes presence in one area while avoiding rich areas and allowing more visual appealing business and storefronts to exist is why the gas station industry needs a massive boycott and avoidance with their junk sugar products and so forth. I never spent a dime on anything aside form gas at gas stations and now for a minimal monthly charge I can totally skip a service I totally disdained with abundance having to pull into.
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